Just kidding!
We stayed two nights at the hotel New York, NY on the Vegas strip.
Upon check-in, we washed away the canyon dust and got sexed up for a night on the town. We ate at an Asian infusion restaurant in our hotel called Chin-Chin. I got the lemongrass pad thai, and Jess got orange chicken, as usual. We hit up the daiquiri bar and got $20 pina coladas and then lost all of our money in the slots so we decided to talk the strip because that is free! We saw lots of interesting sights including someone getting arrested in the nude. Day two in Vegas started late....we finally had a break from driving. We went to the Aria hotel and casino (Jess's personal favorite) gorgeous finishes on the interior for a FREE buffet. After the buffet, we went to the miracle mile of shopping on the strip and finally got to go to H&M. We headed back to the hotel to shower up before we headed to Treasure Island to see the Cirque du Soileau show Mystere (the one they showed in Knocked Up when they were tripping on shrooms (with the man baby)). It was insane, beautiful, amazing...everything you would expect from a Vegas show. After the show we toured the Venetian hotel, which has a lovely chlorinated river upon which you and your lover can share a gondola ride while hundreds of strangers stare you down. Luckily, the Venetian has gourmet restaurants that are open until 6am with extremely friendly waitstaffs. After we enjoyed our meal we took a cab back to NYNY where we spent the last hours of the night at an "authentic irish pub" enjoying Boddingtons and the smooth sounds of a cheesy cover band. Needless to say we met some real characters. We escaped quickly when the lights came up at the pub and headed back to the room...alone.

View of the strip from a skywalk.
New Development at CityCenter (This one is for Ryan and David)
Peepshow starring Holly Madison!
Paris
Hot air balloons inside the Bellagio
Viva Las Vegas. Next stop, Boulder Creek!